(via sexsutra)

Some stuff to keep in mind..

  • Cardio
  • Double tap
  • “Beware of bathrooms”
  • “Seatbelts”
  • “Cast iron skillet”
  • “Travel light”
  • “Get a kickass partner”
  • Bounty paper towels”
  • “Bowling Ball”
  • “Don’t be a hero.” 
  • “Limber up”
  • “Avoid strip clubs”
  • “When in doubt, know your way out”
  • “The buddy system”
  • “Check the back seat”
  • “Enjoy the little things”
  • “Swiss army knife”
  • “Clean socks”
  • “Hygiene”
  • “Always have backup”

(via lenn-oreo)